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If Bill O'Reilly Was A Rapper
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If Bill O'Reilly Was A Rapper

Television – Bill O'Reilly likes to talk about hip hop a lot. Maybe it's because he wants to be a rapper. Here's how that would go.

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Thanks for that Neo---the guy was good.

I'd like to see the day that someone tells O'Reilly to SHUTUP!

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I've done hat numerous times TC, but he doesn't seem to hear me! ;)

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Have either of you tried to change the channel and watch something else you might actually LIKE to watch?

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Judging from my negative vote, I guess not. It's sad you can't change the channel or read a book. Instead you're just fixated watching somebody you can't stand.

GET A LIFE!

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Your argument would be best used on for the "morality" party that has a vendetta to go after anything that they feel is "sinful". O'Reilly is just plain wrong and I don't watch him anymore (only watched a few minutes of his show once) because he talks like an idiot. Unfortunately, there are just enough idiots watching him to keep him on the air.

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So "a few minutes" makes you an expert on Bill O'Reilly?

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I posted this once so if it shows up twice...well.

Word to your motha, Bill.

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I don't know, I was more impressed with Karl Rove's, aka Turd Blossom, performance at the National Press Club.

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Here's another great video by Jay Smooth about billo:

http://www.illdoctrine.com/2007/08/bill_oreilly...

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I love this guy!

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He's got skills which, used correctly, could pay for his expenses.

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Bill O'Reilly's skills could buy that sad rapper's miserable skills 1000 times over.

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Sorry, the only skill that Bill O'Reilly has is making an ass of himself.

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Bill O'Reilly shills to pay his bills.

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Before someone can shutup, they first have to be listening.

Thanks Neo, another good one!

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"What if Bill O'Reilly were a gangsta rapper?"

The short answer is that he would be more interesting.

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O'Reilly is a swaggering, self absorbed, overbearing, maniacal thug. I suspect his daddy was the same. Poor bill o'reilly. Such a loser.

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Nah man, you shut up, Bill O!

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Thank you Neo. Fantastic.

This one's going on Facebook ...funny :))))

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jsmooth is hawt!

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OH YA!

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lol- that was a good one, thanks Neophile...

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Well that was great, i just wish Bill O'Reilly would really look at himself. He is just dispisable!

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It would've been funnier if Ol' Bill gone "bling-bling" like some pimp daddy, "Yo roll up dat fatty Dawg!"

Neo- You go playah!

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If billo was a rapper, he wouldn't be this talented.

He would invite other rappers to join him on stage and then not let them perform unless they wanted to perform his rhymes in harmony with him. If they protested, he'd kick them off stage.

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Thanks Neo, great video.

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Some people have body odor.

Billo' has brain odor!

Therefore, I am coining a new name for him

B.O. Reilly (Brain Odor Reilly)

May his brain stink keep people with healthy brains away!

And tell him to "Shut Up"!

LOL!

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Funny video, looks like he would do fairly well as a rapper and much more interesting. :)

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What if failed funny man Bill Mahr was an actual comedian instead of a sickening, loudmouth, leftwing shill?

What if Al Frankenstein could actually pen a decent book the wasn't ripe with cockmamie conspiracy, libel and sedition?

O'reilly has his moments of shame, but at least he speaks out for decent values and American ideals.

Ever met a creepy liberal who did that?

Liberals have taken themselves out singlehandedly; there is no guilty party here, no right wing conspiracy. Just self inflicted wounds from stupidity, Character assassination, gradeschool attack adds and lackluster morals and values.

You cannot put a price on decency and Middle America cannot be fooled by proxy cults like MoveOn and the Kos katbox whose sole interest is to advance the interests of wealthy fringe millionaires like Soros.

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And I give you yet another humorless drone of the right wing.

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What if you actually had something to say?

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rug,

Bill Maher is a Libertarian, but then again you're too much of an idiot to notice.

You've got some personality issues you need to look after.

BTW, if you think your views are conservative you better get a dictionary and look up the word.

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This ain't journalism, this is fox news

You need a plan for some slander, i got you

Propaganda I spit like *hock poo*

And that stan named Olbermann's getting got too

LOL

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I'm warming up to Gansta Rap after all these years.

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I WOULD SETTLE FOR O'REILLY ACTING LIKE A HUMAN BEING!!!

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Neo great video thanks.

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nice one neo.

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A lot of people come down hard on Bill

Though time again he shows he's for real

Laying down powerful ideas and plans

Never leaving doubt that he is the man

The Big O puts a stop to guests' inanity

Blocking the spread of their shocking insanity

He does not hold back opining on society's train wrecks

But he's humble and knows that he is not perfect

The haters say, "Gotcha", or that he's on the take

Bill just says, "Sorry, I made mistake"

A lot of haters like to pretend they are on the high road

Though their actions show they have the heart of a toad

Their squawking is to hide the one thing we all know

They don't have the integrity to wash Bill's pinkie toe!!!

Word to ya mutha, degenerates.

Now sleep it off and come back when you are actually ready to contribute to the debate.

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!!!WARNING!!! !!!Sarcasm Alert!!!

Wow, that'll really show all of the people who disagree with big bill. You sure told them.

!!!WARNING!!! !!!Sarcasm Alert!!!

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I know some of his ex-students when he taught at Monsignor Pace High School in Opalocka, Florida. They all say he was an idiot then and he had a penchant for ogling the co-eds.

For those who think this is a politically biased piece, a majority of these students are either independents or Republicans.

Bill O is genuine piece of work!

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I wonder what happened to B.O. Reilly's Falafal incident!

Did he pay the damage with his paycheck or from Murdoch's till?

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